The holidays are supposed to be filled with peace, joy, and goodwill... unless Joan Crawford is involved. Determined to uncover the truth about her birth mother, Christina Crawford follows a trail of scandalous diary entries pointing to not one, but three legendary icons: Bette Davis, Judy Garland, and Eartha Kitt. Naturally, the only logical solution is to invite them all over for Christmas. The result? A holiday gathering packed with old Hollywood rivalries, razor-sharp wit, dazzling musical numbers, overflowing martinis, and enough family dysfunction to make your own celebrations look positively tame. A wildly camp holiday comedy by Blake Fountain, a glitter-soaked celebration of chosen family, fabulous excess, and the beautiful madness of the season.